12/9/2023 0 Comments Ona holes feel so good![]() “Look at this!” Bazza yells. But the scientists are now far too invested in playing Garfield: Caught in the Act, huddled around a single Game Gear screen on its last breath of battery life. Bazza proceeds to walk over to the bathroom, but the smokey coloured blob catches his eye. “Fuckin’ stinks! Did’ja clog the toilet or somethin’? Hang on I’ll take a look”. “You cunts still here” he says, cracking open a can of beer. Crushing silence fills the air.ĭay 32: Bazza the janitor enters the room, knocking over a chalkboard full of Jim Davis-related theories and stacks of paper. “Does Jon Arbuckle’s house literally just consist of one massive kitchen bench? And why does Garfield sleep in a shitty wooden tray? Also we’ve been looking at this object for a month now, does anyone have any actual ideas?”Īfter a momentary burst of excitement for potential discussion on intricate Garfield lore, everyone suddenly sits back down again. Huffing, Professor Research slowly stands up, clearly frustrated with today’s Garflied comic in the newspaper. Room temperature has had no effect the frozen future water from beyond remains solid. Just so you can feel safe knowing exactly where your penis is at all times.ĭay 27: Scientists are baffled by what appears to be an alien spine encased in an almost fleshy, cylindrical block of space ice. This onahole feels incredibly sturdy and it has a bonus semi-transparent look to it. Toy’s Heart have used their Fine Cross material here, ramping the toughness of it up to seventy ga-zillion. Quite an achievement! I dunno, there’s something adorable about a company giving its onaholes a bit of personality. Going by the product description, this is the same ‘girl’ as before, she just grew up and now she’s embarrassed about being bigger but even tighter than before. Warning Against the Narrow Hole! BIG is twice the size of its predecessor and four times heavier. There’s an onahole somewhere in this photo. ‘How to spruce up your wank-area with nothing but old Sega adverts and an AskRay card 101’ Put some machine guns on that child, gosh.īut this is the now! And now is a big deal! Fully focused on the head, but still, I can see why they never bothered.Īlso its Monopoly jail-esque packaging might have been a tough sell overseas. ![]() It was three inches long and weighed just 80g. I think that was mostly due to the original version basically being… well, not so big. ![]() This product is a follow-up to 2014’s Warning Against the Narrow Hole! which Toy’s Heart never intended for release outside of Japan. Such an exciting feature-length plot twist conveniently wrapped up in a title! “Watch out for the small thing! It’s LARGE”. Roll credits. ![]() Warning Against the Narrow Hole! BIG might just be one of my favourite names for an onahole ever, and it’s pretty much thanks to that sudden BIG at the end. – Retailers marked with * are affiliate links – This product was provided by Toy’s Heart for masturbation review purposes Measurements: length – 17.5cm, weight – 320g Product: Warning Against the Narrow Hole! BIG ![]()
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